Wild Things Foursome is the third sequel to the movie Wild Things (Blu-ray), which was followed by the straight to video sequels Wild Things 2 and Wild Things – Diamonds in the Rough. This 3rd sequel is directed by Andy Hurst (Diary of a Serial Killer) and written by Howard Zemski & Monty Featherstone (Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy).  The eye candy here is mostly provided by Jillian Murray (Fifty Pills) and Marnette Patterson (various tv guest spots, Stormship Troopers 3).  The male eye candy is provided by the effeminately named Ashley Parker Angel (Apparently from a boyband named O-Town).

The plot is pretty all over the place but basically it involves a cop investigating a rich guy’s murder and it seems like everyone is in on it, including his son and his girlfriend.  Click on more for the trailer.

If you’ve ever seen any of the other Wild Things sequels you know that they are pretty much the same movie as the original, just with different actors, a lower budget, and a less coherent plot.  This one is no exception.  In fact this one is so embarrassing, half of the leads aren’t listed on the IMDb page.  First there’s the title, first I don’t wanna spoil anything but there’s more than 4 people involved, second most of the movie revolves around 3 people not 4, third the “fourth” person in the foursome is barely in the movie (although yes there is a foursome).

The question you need to ask yourself before watching this is have you ever watched some softcore porn on Cinemax or Showtime and thought “Hey this would be great if it had less nudity and fake sex, but more attractive girls”, if so this is your movie.  If not I’d skip this.  It really makes less than zero sense.  It’s so into making twist after twist it completely loses all sense of itself.  If they would have twisted things a lot less it would have actually made some sense (although it still would have been horrible).  The entire movie is just terrible.  The acting, directing, everything.  This is a mess of a movie.

I recommend this to no one.  Stay far away.  But if you must it comes out June 1st: